Moving Weekend

Well, it appears this weekend may be moving weekend, and in more ways than one. The Penny family is finally uprooting in favor of its more permanent domicile, complete with all the joys of home ownership. And it appears another Matt (though one that is decidely more wealthy) will also be relocating.

I know 100% of our readers will be thrilled with the move (though losing Brett Wallace has got to hurt), but I'm here to throw a little water on the fire. First, let's see how Holliday does when he doesn't get to play half his games at Mile High Coors Field. Oh, wait a minute, we have seen what he does. He is slugging .454, nearly 90 points off his career of .541. He has a grand total of 11 home runs. And how is he going to like playing in LaRussa's constant tinkered-with lineup?

Oh who am I kidding!?! The prospect of a Pujols-Holliday lineup scares the bejeezus out of me, since it looks like the Dodgers' road to the World Series is going to have to pass through St. Louis. Damn it! Now the Boys in Blue had better get Doc, if only so we can screw the announcers and have a Halladay v. Holliday matchup.

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If the Jays wanted to audition Doc for potential trade suitors (not that it's really necessary), today can only help.

Versus the Red Sox, Halladay went the distance. Stop me if you've heard this before. W, 9 IP, 6 H, 1 ER, 0 BB, 7 K, 105 pitches. Doc retired his final 11 batters and threw 78 of 105 pitches for strikes. Just another vintage Halladay performance.

It remains to be seen if this was Halladay's last start for the Blue Jays. When asked about Halladay after the game, Terry Francona had this gem:

“I stand by what I said the other day,” Red Sox manager Terry Francona joked. “They should have traded him the other day, and to a National League team.”

Again, let's not forget that Halladay does what he does versus the AL East. I would love to see what he would do in the National League. We may get to find out soon enough.

He is Still the King

Well, the NL's record of futility continues, and I, being an NL guy, am disappointed this morning. I thought the top 4 in the NL lineup would be revved up to prove themselves, and there are no four other guys that you want revved up besides Hanley, Utley, the King, and the Hebrew Hammer. Alas, there is one other guy you want apparently, Carl Crawford. That catch was ridiculous.

Still props need to be extended for the first half turned in by last night's man of the hour (and the only bright spot on my dismal fantasy team). For some perspective, let's note that Vernon Wells signed a 7 year, $126 million contract in 2006 after coming off a season where he went .303/32/106. Albert Pujols, AFTER 90 GAMES!!!, has this line: .332/32/87. That is inhuman (and frankly, inhumane to NL pitchers). What's more, the guy has absolutely no protection in his lineup, which makes his performance even more remarkable.

Still, as we at SLAE like to look at the big picture (and, as Longhorns fans, have a decidedly what-have-you-done-for-me-lately attitude), I have to ask where El Hombre ranks in the Pantheon of greatest baseball players ever. Is he one of the top 5 players ever, as his stats would suggest? He has made the playoffs 5 of his 9 years. He has won 7 out of 11 postseason series, and hit a collective .323/13/35 in those series. However, he has only 1 World Series title (compared to a guy like Jeter who has 4). His performance at such an early age puts him alongside guys like Foxx, Aaron, DiMaggio, Mantle, and Gehrig....and yet I feel like there is just something separating those guys from Albert. Am I wrong? Am I swayed by the "romance" of old-time baseball?

For that matter, is it fair to judge baseball players along the same lines (championships) as we would, say, quarterbacks or basketball stars? Baseball is the ultimate individual game (pitcher versus hitter), but at the same time it is the ultimate team game (a hitter generally has four chances total to really change a game). So how will Albert be remembered?

Say it Ain't So, J.P.

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Although, the prospect of trading Kershaw is certainly intriguing....

HAPPY RETURN OF MANNY DAY!

Attaboy Rook!

In both a celebration of a loss by the Hated Ones (on a day when the Boys in Blue grind out a 1-0 nailbiter), and as a shout out to our St. Louis readership, I present to you walk-off boy Colby Rasmus. Way to get those Giants in extra innings, Colby!

On a side note, I though the DeRosa trade was a great move for the Cardinals. That guy is unbelievably underrated. A solid producer who can play multiple positions, he is going to be a perfect fit for the perennial lineup changer Tinkering Tony LaRussa.

Ouch

I watched every pitch of the 2 hour, 16 minute dismantling of my favorite team last night, by none other than Jason Marquis. It was a sobering, infuriating experience, strangely combined with awe over the sheer artistry displayed by Marquis. The experience left me thoroughly frustrated and angry that the Dodgers didn't make any attempts to break up Marquis' rhythm; no stepping out of the box, not near enough bunt attempts, no 10 pitch at-bats. It was one of the more lackadasical offensive efforts from the Boys in Blue I have seen this year, and it makes me think they are already looking forward to the end of the Manny-less stint.

Marquis' gem also got me thinking about how different baseball is than other sports. Is there any other game where a great performance is so much like art as opposed to athletics? Notwithstanding the adjectives thrown around about Kobe's 81 point game, or an 18 of 20 passing performance, or a hat trick on the ice, I really think only baseball has the combination of athletic skill with artistic panache. (And yes, I did just use the word "panache" in a sports blog).

But back to the practicalities of the games. Don't look now, but thanks to the Cardinals inability to win at home (what the hell Chris Carpenter, you pick NOW to finally have a bad start?!), the Hated Ones are just 6 games back, and the red-hot Rockies (led by ex-Dodger manager Jim Tracy) are only 7 1/2. If I am right and some of these guys are looking ahead to Manny's return, then Manny sure has hell better hit like he is still on the juice because our offense is going south fast.